if you guys watch our show, you know that i use twitter a lot. and a lot of times on twitter, these weird lists get started. it's like a topic with a pound sign in front of it. on twitter, they call it a hashtag. now, on last night's show, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called "if i had one wish," and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something weird that you would ask for if you had one wish. thousands of tweets came in. i was looking at them all night. it was great. but tonight, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "if i had one wish" tweets from you guys. it's time for "late night hashtags." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag, hashtag hashtag, hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this first one is from @danvan3. i guess there was two other danvans. [ light laughter ] he really wanted that name. okay, @danvan3, he says, "i'd wish for one hand to be smaller so i could eat pringles without any problems." [ laughter ] "this is ridiculous, man!" what don't you just ask for pringles to make bigger containers, or put it a bowl or s